I'm Sirius, and I'm sexy. Wanna shag?
Nah, I'm kidding.
Unless you really want to...
Then I'm down.
On a more serious note, hello. I'm a student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in the most awesome house which is Gryffindor. I don't give two fucks what you think of me, and I'm always ready to brawl, so come at me with your fists held high.
My best friends are James Potter, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, and myself, because I'm egotistical.
I'm also sexy. We already know this.
My favorite class is Transfiguration, I'm a Beater for the Quidditch team. I'm the white sheep in my family (whom I dislike immensely); except my brother Regulus, he's okay besides when he's acting like a git.
I'm a major flirt, this is a warning. If I flirt with you, if we shag, if we snog, that doesn't mean I'm 'together' with you. I only like a select few people enough to settle down in a relationship with, and none of them know that, and I tend to keep it that way.
Girls I'm willing to sleep with;
-Any. Except Evans. Ew, Evans.
Boys I'm willing to sleep with;
-Any. Except Slytherins. Ew, Slytherins!
Hit me up so we can hang?